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导读: 爸爸与儿子的英语对话笑话  Micro-parents forum 微型家长座谈会  Son: "Dad, are you available on Friday afternoon"

爸爸与儿子的英语对话笑话

 Micro-parents forum 微型家长座谈会

 Son: "Dad, are you available on Friday afternoon"

 Dad: "What ah"

 Son: "The school want parents to have a mini-parents forum!"

 Dad: "What is micro-parents forum"

 Son: "It's only a class teacher, you and I participate in!"

 

 儿子:“爸爸,星期五下午您有空吗”

 爸爸:“什么事啊”

 儿子:“学校要开微型家长座谈会!”

 爸爸:“什么叫微型家长座谈会”

 儿子:“就是只有班主任,你和我参加!”

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两人对话

A: Good evening! What can I do for you

B: I'm looking for a pair of black shoes

A: What size do you want

B: Size 10

A: Sorry, I afraid we haven't got any black shoes in that size at the moment We've got some brown ones

B: Have you got any other kind

A: How about those shoes over there

B: Well, that colour looks nice How much do they cost

A: Two hundred yuan

B: Hmm, that's a bit expensive Can I try them on

A: Certainly

还有

Who is that girl

--Where

--Over there,under the big tree

--Oh, that's my sisterShe often takes a light blue blouse and a pink skirk

--What's on her hair

--It's an accessory

--What colour is it

--It's pinkShe likes pink very much

--How do you like your sister

--She is cute and lovely,and she works hard

四人对话:)~

甲;I got a ticket yesterday

我得到一张处罚单。

乙:You ran a red light

你闯红灯了。

丙:He nearly ran into the bus

你差点撞上那辆公共汽车。

丁:Don't take it to heart You'll never happen again

别往心里去,下次不会再出现这样的事情了。

乙:Take it easy There must be some ways to pensate for it

轻松一点,一定会有补偿的办法的。

丙:Don't be so upset Everything will be OK

别这么发愁了,一切都会好起来的。

丁:It's really hard for you

真难为你了!

A:Thank you!It won't happen again

谢谢你们,不会再发生了。

英语对话作文

问号与感叹号

这是三个从问号到感叹号的思考过程。

第一个问号是,为什么语文考不出一百分

记得我上一年级时,特别喜欢上语文课,沈老师常表扬我拼音基础打得牢,考试常常一百分。可是,不知道为什么,到了三年级下,成绩渐渐下降,不要说考一百分,能考出九十五分已十分难得,尽管如此,爸爸仍然鼓励我,当我考试有进步时,他就显得格外兴奋,晚饭时一定要喝上二两。我也曾经十分苦恼,为什么考试越来越难呢冷静地想一想,分析原因,我认为主要是三年级开始有了作文,作文能得满分几乎不太可能,另外,从考试卷上看,基础部分扣分较多,这与我基础打得不牢有关。词语掌握不够全面,积累少;语文预习不扎实,有时图速度快,囫囵吞枣。

第二个问号是,为什么数学考不出一百分

有一段时间我对数学课不太喜欢,上课精力不集中。现在虽然有点儿进步,但对新知识仍不能熟练掌握,考试时不能举一反三;在家里预习不能很好坚持,练习也不多,爸爸也不主张打题海战,可我总觉得各类题目做的不多、眼界不宽。

第三个问号是,为什么英语不能经常考一百分

其实我对英语是比较喜欢的,有时也能考一百分,就是不经常。爸爸也帮助我分析过,主要是基本功不扎实,单词记的快也忘的快,没有做到温故知新;另一方面,听的少、写的少、说的更少。

三个问号使我想起了医生给病人看病,治病前,先要作出准确的诊断,才能拿出治疗方案。刚才谈到的三个问号也就自然引发出了三个感叹号,其实是我针对三门课的学习方案和考出好成绩的决心。

学好语文必须提前一步!老师要求预习,做到全面掌握;老师要求熟读,做到开始背诵;老师要求背诵,做到已经能够熟背。总之,严格要求,提前一步。

学好数学必须举一反三!紧紧抓住课堂45分钟,听进去,真正理解,概念清晰;多练习,会运用,真正掌握,能够举一反三。

学好英语必须多记多用!单词积累很重要,坚持每天背上几个单词,日积月累,词汇就丰富了;多听读、多运用,坚持每天晨读,有时间多与喜欢英语的同学交流,养成英语对话习惯,英语考试满分不是梦。

这是我对于自己成绩的反思,也是从三个问号变成三个感叹号的过程。我希望通过这样的反思可以让我的学习成绩有所提高。

英语对话作文

“Don't scientists have a responsibility to use animals in order to find cures for human diseases”

Educating people and encouraging them to avoid fat and cholesterol, quit oking, reduce alcohol and other drug consumption, exercise regularly, and clean up the environment will save more human lives and prevent more human suffering than all the animal tests in the world Animal tests are primitive, and modern technology and human clinical tests are much more effective and reliable

Even if we had no alternative to using animals, which is not the case, animal testing would still be ethically unacceptable As Gee Bernard Shaw once said, “You do not settle whether an experiment is justified or not by merely showing that it is of some use The distinction is not beeen useful and useless experiments, but beeen barbarous and civilized behaviour” After all, there are probably some medical problems that can only be cured by testing on unwilling humans, but we don’t conduct such tests because we recognize that it would be wrong to do so

“If we didn’t use animals, wouldn’t we have to test new drugs on people”

The choice isn’t beeen animals and people There is no guarantee that drugs are safe—even if they have been tested on animals—because the physiological differences beeen humans and other animals prevent the results of animal tests from being accurately extrapolated to humans Some drugs that have been approved through animal tests can cause serious and unexpected side effects for humans A 2002 report in the Journal of the American Medical Association found that in the last 25 years, more than 50 FDA-approved drugs had to be taken off the market or relabeled because they caused “adverse reactions” In 2000 alone, the prescription drugs removed from the market were the popular heartburn drug Propulsid (removed because it caused “fatal heart rhythm abnormalities”), the diabetes drug Rezulin (“removed after causing liver failure”), and the irritable-bowel-syndrome treatment Lotronex (“removed for causing fatal constipation and colitis”) According to the study’s lead author, “Millions of patients are exposed to potentially unsafe drugs each year”

If the pharmaceutical industry switched from animal experiments to quantum pharmacology and in vitro tests, we would be better protected from harmful drugs, not less protected

“If we didn’t test on animals, how would we conduct medical research”

Human clinical and epidemiological studies, studies on cadavers, and puter simulations are faster, more reliable, less expensive, and more humane than animal tests Ingenious scientists have used human brain cells to develop a model “microbrain” that can be used to study tumors and have also e up with artificial skin and bone marrow Instead of killing animals, we can now test irritancy on egg membranes, produce vaccines from cell cultures, and perform pregnancy tests using blood samples As Gordon Baxter, cofounder of Pharmagene Laboratories—a pany that uses only human tissue and puters to develop and test its drugs—says, “If you have information on human genes, what’s the point of going back to animals”

“Doesn't animal experimentation help animals by advancing veterinary science”

The point is not whether animal experimentation can be useful to animals or humans; the point is that we do not have the moral right to inflict unnecessary suffering on those who are at our mercy Saying that it’s acceptable to experiment on animals to advance veterinary science is like saying that it’s acceptable to experiment on poor children to benefit rich ones

“Don’t medical students have to dissect animals”

No, they don’t In fact, more and more medical students are being conscientious objectors who choose to learn by assisting experienced surgeons instead of by using animals In Great Britain, it is against the law for medical students to practice surgery on animals, and British physicians are just as petent as those who were educated elsewhere Many of the leading US medical schools, including Harvard, Yale, and Stanford, now use innovative, clinical teaching methods instead of cruel animal laboratories Harvard, for instance, offers a cardiac-anesthesia practicum in which students observe human heart bypass operations instead of performing terminal surgery on dogs The Harvard staff members who developed this practicum have remended that it be implemented elsewhere

“Should we throw out all the drugs that were developed and tested on animals Would you refuse to take them”

Unfortunately, a number of things in our society came about through the exploitation of others For instance, many of the roads that we drive on were built by slaves We can’t change the past; those who have already suffered and died are lost But what we can do is change the future by using non-animal research methods from now on

“Don't scientists care about the animals they experiment on Doesn't their research depend on the animals’ well-being”

Investigations at even the most prestigious institutions show that this is simply not the case At the City of Hope in California, one of the country’s most prominent research facilities, animals starved to death and drowned in their own feces Many experimenters bee calloused after years of research and don’t see the animals’ suffering They treat animals like disposable tools and consider proper animal care to be too expensive

“Don't peer-review and animal-care mittees prevent animal cruelty at institutions”

No, because many such mittees are posed mainly or pletely of people who have vested interests in the continuation of animal experimentation Members of the public were not allowed access to mittee meetings until lawsuits were filed

“Cats and dogs are killed in pounds anyway, so why not let them be used in experiments to save lives”

A painless death at an animal shelter is a far cry from a life of severe pain and deprivation and an agonizing death in a laboratory

“Would you support an experiment that would sacrifice 10 animals to save 10,000 people”

No Look at it another way: Suppose that the only way to save 10,000 people was to experiment on one mentally challenged orphan If saving people is the goal, wouldn’t that be worth it Most people would agree that it would be wrong to sacrifice one human for the “greater good” of others because it would violate that individual’s rights, but when it es to sacrificing animals, the assumption is that human beings have rights and animals do not Yet there is no logical reason to deny animals the same rights that protect individual humans from being sacrificed for the mon good

“What about experiments in which animals are observed and not harmed”

If there really is no harm, we don’t object But “no harm” means that animals aren’t isolated in barren, cold steel cages because even confinement causes stress and fear, as shown by the differences in blood pressure beeen caged and free animals Caged animals also suffer because they are prevented from performing their normal behaviors and social interactions

“If you were in a fire and could save either your child or your dog, who would you choose”

I would save my child, but that’s just instinct A dog would save her pup Regardless, my choice proves nothing about the moral legitimacy of animal experiments I might save my own child instead of my neighbor’s, but that hardly proves that experimentation on my neighbor’s child is acceptable

“Why Should Animals Have Rights”

Supporters of animal rights believe that animals have an inherent worth—a value pletely separate from their usefulness to humans We believe that every creature with a will to live has a right to live free from pain and suffering For more information, click here

EU proposes to strengthen protection of animals used in scientific experiments

The European Commission on Wednesday proposed legislation to strengthen the protection of animals used in scientific experiments and to minimize the number of animals being tested on

The proposal, which intends to strengthen existing European Union (EU) legislation, asks ethical evaluations to be carried out before projects using animals are authorized and lays down minimum requirements on housing and animal care

The proposed directive covers all live non-human vertebrate animals plus certain other species likely to experience pain The use of non-human primates is subject to restrictions, and the use of great apes -- chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas and orangutans -- is banned in scientific procedures Only when survival of the species itself is at stake, or in the case of an unexpected outbreak of a life-threatening or debilitating disease in human beings, can a member state exceptionally be granted permission for their use

The proposal seeks to ensure that animals are used only where no other means are available Their use must be fully justifiable and the expected benefits must oueigh the harm caused to the animals The proposal would also ensure that animals receive suitable care and treatment such as appropriately sized cages and an environment adapted to each species

The proposal would also require projects involving animals to be authorized by a petent authority before they can go ahead Organizations wishing to breed, supply or use animals would be obliged to seek authorization for their activities and for the personnel working with the animals

"It is absolutely important to steer away from testing on animals Scientific research must focus on finding alternative methods to animal testing, but where alternatives are not available the situation of animals still used in experiments must be improved," said EU Environment Commissioner Stavros Dimas

英语作文对话

A Conversation

Ann: Good morning, Eva Happy to see you here How are you

Ann:早上好,伊娃。很高兴在这里见到你。你最近还好吗?

Eva: Great And you

Eva :很好!你呢?

Ann: I am good Thanks Oh, let me introduce my friend to you, Eva This is Kate She es from America Kate, this is Eva

Ann:我很好。谢谢。噢,让我向你介绍一下我的朋友,伊娃。这是凯特,来自美国。凯特,这是伊娃。

Eva: Hello, Kate Nice to meet you

Eva:你好,凯特,很高兴见到你。

Kate: Nice to meet you, too Where are you from

Kate:我也很高兴见到你。你来自哪里?

Eva: I am from Canada

EVa:我来自加拿大。

Kate: Oh, really I went to Canada with my parents before It’s a great country

Kate:噢,是吗?我以前和我父母去过加拿大,那是个很美的国家。

Eva: Yes, It’s really great And America is my favorite country, too

Eva:是的,很美。美国也是我喜欢的国家。

Kate: I am happy to hear that

Kate:我很高兴你这么说。

Ann: Vow! I think you o can be good friends How about go shopping together

Ann:哇,我觉得你们两可以成为好朋友。一起去逛街怎么样?

Eva & Kate: Good!

Eva&Kate:好的

两个朋友之间的对话 英语作文

两个朋友之间的对话 英语作文A:Hi,James,morning,have you eattenB:Morning,Jackoh,not yetI don't have the rabbit to have breakfast,why do you ask this questionA:I just went to China for a visitThis is how Chinese way of greeting friendsB:I seeThat is a little bit strange to meWhat if people say noA:Usually

local people will say yesit is just like our"how are you" there

supposed to have the only answerWhen you say no,nobody will take you to

eat somethingheheheB:wow,that is so much fun,I think I need to take a visit there tooA:why notThat is country rich in history and cultureif you need any information,I will be here anytimeB:Thanks,Jacksee you laterA:see you

英语 对话 小作文

a---我 b---我的朋友 c---b的朋友

a:Hi,b!Long time no see,how are you recently

b:I'm fineAnd you

a:Me,tooSo,what's your plan for this weekend

b:I haven't made my mind yetHow about you

a:Why not play basketball with me

b:But where

a:In the City Stadium

b:Do you have extra ticket

a:Of course I have

b:Ok,it's a deal

a:Recently,I am thinking about what I should do after work and I want to go to the gymnasiumHowever I am not the memberDo you know who is the member

b:c does

a:Can you persuade him to bring me there

b:Of course,it's my pleasure

a:Thank you

b:That's all right

希望能帮上你!!

英语对话作文格式

A:hi,Zhou kai tingWhat are you doing now

B:I'm busy with my homework I have't take a rest for a long time

A: You're so great that I can't help admiring your enthusia What's your schedual like

B: You know ,I'm a student ,so I take the most time to study

A: When do you get up in the morning

B: Why do you ask me that foolish question Y ou should know we students get up about 7:50

A: You just said you take the most time to study Why not get up earlier

B: It's my special way to save my energy

A: What do you usually do in the morning

B: I usually play gmes on the Inter I play the games like crazy

A: Wait ,wait ,wait ,You said that you spend your most time on your study

B: I think to play games can improve my intelligence

A: What do you usually in the afternoon

B: Oh, I usually go shoping in a whole afternoon Don't laugh at me ,it's my way to enrich my knowledge And I think

A: Stop stop stop ,I really don't care what you what to say In my opinion , your schduel is so terrible that I have to criticize you You should follow me , I spend no time on my study and I am mitted to the Interbar to enjoy the beautiful time !

A:Hello

B:Hello,this is Jim speakingIs Davi there

A:Speaking

B:Oh,hi DaviI'm calling to ask if you'd like to swimming

A:That sounds good When

B:How about 4:00pm tomorrow?

A:Sorry,I'm busy then How about 6:00pm

B:OKLet's plan on that

A:See you thenGoodbye

B:Bye

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 不要太注意家庭的外观及形式,最主要的,是要注重家庭里特有的,充满了爱、温暖与明朗的气氛。我精心收集了关于家庭family的英语对话,供大家欣赏学习!

关于家庭family的英语对话1

 大嘴: I saw a photo on internet just now ,it’s a photo of a big family

 刚刚在网上看到一张照片,是一个大家庭的全家福。

 脸盆: There must be so many people in it

 照片里肯定有很多人吧。

 大嘴: Yeah ,150 members of Gao in Dechang county took the photo firstly

 是的,德昌县高家150多人第一次拍成了“百人全家福”。

 脸盆: How great the family is!

 真是个庞大的家庭啊!

 大嘴: It includes five generations from the aged to babies

 五代人同照,从耄耋老人到吃奶的婴儿。

 脸盆: It’s rare to see such a big family

 这么大的家庭在世界上很少见呢。

 大嘴: Yeah ,it was the first time to gather together for them since 600 years

 是啊,这也是高家600年来全家人第一次聚会。

 脸盆: They were offered the opportunity because of the improvement of our living standards

 现在生活水平提高了,为他们提供了这次机会。

 大嘴: Yeah ,dramatic changes took place in the big family in hundred years

 是的,这个大家庭在百年里发生了翻天覆地的变化。

 脸盆: They must be so excited

 他们一定都很高兴。

关于家庭family的英语对话2

 Xiao Dong: Are you married

 你结婚了吗

 Matt: Yes, you

 结婚了,你呢

 Xiao Dong: Yes, I’m married too Do you have any children

 我也结婚了,你有孩子吗

 Matt: Yes, I’ve got three daughters and a son

 有,我有三个女儿,一个儿子。

 Xiao Dong: Gosh - a big family! I’ve only got one son

 天哪,真是是个大家庭! 我嘛,只有一个儿子。

 Matt: Well, I come from a big family – I have two sisters and two brothers

 你看,我自己就是从大家庭里过来的,我有两个姐妹两个兄弟。

 Xiao Dong: Oh really My family’s very small It’s just me, my mum and my dad And I don’t even have any aunts or uncles! How many cousins do your children have

 真的我们家只有我妈妈,我爸爸和我。我连叔叔姑姑或姨舅都没有。你有孩子有几个堂表兄妹

 Matt: Oh lots… Um, let me think… nine altogether

 很多 – 嗯 让我想想看 一共9个

关于家庭family的英语对话3

 A How many people are there in your family, Susan

 苏珊,你家有几口人啊

 B Four, my father, my mother, my brother and I We are getting on very well

 四口人,我爸爸妈妈,我哥哥和我。我们相处得很融洽。

 A What do your parents do

 你父母是做什么的

 B My father is professor, he is strict with us My mother works in a hotel, and she loves us a lot

 我爸爸是教授,他对我们可严了,我妈妈在酒店工作,她很爱我们。

 A How old is your brother

 你哥哥多大了

 B He is twenty five, three years older than I am He is a soldier

 我哥哥25岁,比我大3岁,他是当兵的。

 A Do you have any grandparents

 你有爷爷奶奶吗

 B My grandpa on my father side is still living But he doesn’t live with us

 我爷爷还健在,但不跟我们住一起。

英语对话能使人在短的时间内学会实用的会话,在轻松的对话中,即使平常不太有机会接触英语的人,也可一句一句地学习会话。佛山韦博英语为大家整理一些有用的英语对话,本篇是:关于做家务的英语口语对话。 Son: Dad,can I go outside to play Dad: Well, did you get your Saturday's work done Son: Ah, Dad Do I have to Dad: Well, you know the rules No playing until the work is done Son: So, what is my work Dad: Well, first you have to clean the bathroom including the toilet And don't forget to scrub the bathtub Son: No, I want to do the family room Dad:Well, okay, but you have to vacuum the family room and the hall, and be sure to dust everythingOh, and don't forget to wipe the walls and clean the baseboards [Okay] And after that [Oh, no]Next, sweep and mop the kitchen floor and be sure to polish the table in the living room Son: OkayOkay Dad: And make your bed and pick up all your toys and put them away And Son: More Dad: YeahAnd then, how about going out for lunch and getting a big milk shake, but you probably don't want to do that Son: No, No I want to Dad: OkayWhile you're doing your work, I'll be out in the yard raking leaves and pulling weeds 翻译如下: 儿子:爸爸,我可以出去玩吗 爸爸:哦,你周六的工作完成了吗 儿子:啊,爸爸。我必须得完成吗 爸爸:那么,规矩你是知道的。完成不了任务是不能玩的。 儿子:那么,我要做什么呢 爸爸:首先把浴室打扫一下,包括马桶。不要忘了擦洗浴缸。 儿子:不,我想打扫休息室。 爸爸:那么,好吧,但是你必须用吸尘器打扫一下休息室和客厅,必须确保所有东西都除一下尘。哦,不要忘了擦墙及护墙板。(好的)完了之后(哦,不是)接着打扫和拖一下厨房的地板并确保把客厅的餐桌擦亮。 儿子:好吧。好吧。 爸爸:整理一下你的床铺,收拾一下你的玩具,把它们归纳好。然后…… 儿子:还有 爸爸:是的。然后出去吃午饭,吃个大的奶昔怎么样,虽然可能你不太愿意。 儿子:不,不。我想去。 爸爸:好的。你做你的工作时,我到院子里翻翻土然后除杂草。 以上就是佛山韦博英语为您整理的关于做家务的英语口语对话,佛山韦博英语常年开设商务英语,成人英语,英语口语等课程,欢迎大家进入佛山韦博英语首页进行详细了解与咨询。

爸爸用英语写如下:

1、dad

读音:英[dæd],美[dæd]

释义:n 爸爸;爹爹

例句:My dad picks me up from school every day

我爸爸每天都来学校接我。

变形:复数dads

2、father

读音:英[ˈfɑːðər],美[ˈfɑːðər]

释义:

n 父亲,爸爸;神父;祖先;前辈

vt 发明,创立;当…的父亲

例句:My father is a man who loves children very much

我的父亲是一个极其宠爱孩子的男人。

变形:过去式fathered,过去分词fathered,现在分词fathering,第三人称单数fathers,复数fathers。

3、daddy

读音:英[ˈdædi],美[ˈdædi]

释义:n 爸爸

例句:I am waiting for my daddy to take me home

我在等我爸爸带我回家。

变形:复数daddies。

4、papa

读音:英[pəˈpɑː],美[ˈpɑːpə]

释义:n 爸爸(儿语,等于poppa)

例句:Papa, I want to go out with my classmates this weekend

爸爸,我这周末想和同学出去玩。

变形:复数papas。

5、Dada

读音:英 ['dɑːdɑː],美 ['dɑːdɑː]

释义:n 爸爸;达达主义

例句:Dada supervision I write ink in half an hour

爸爸看我写了半个点时的钢笔字。

变形:形容词Dadaist,名词Dadaism